Technology, man. We’ve managed to streamline the process of heartbreak from 5 days to 14 minutes.
he luh dis fat ass
u know when u drink really cold or hot drinks and u can feel it going down into ur stomach and u feel like one of those skeleton pirates in pirates of the caribbean when they’re drinking the beer
Toy Story 2 (1999) | dir. John Lasseter
the last photo’s art was made by: Elliana Esquivel
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Vehicle size as an indicator of dick size is stupid BUT if you have:
- a lifted truck
- a lowered truck
- those slanted wheels
there is a 100% chance that “micropenis” is too generous an appellation for you
Please stop attacking every single Texan that owns a truck
Tell them to stop making dumb vehicle choices
Does that mean that every guy with a Prius is hung like a horse
ok so big car means small dick. big shoes mean big dick. to find the optimal piece of manmeat one must find someone who drives a tiny car and wears big shOH NO.
CLOWNS.
WORST ADDITION WORST ADDITION
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If you are an older sister you are entitled to a financial compensation. If you’re an older brother fuck u